First… Do you know the story of Jeff, Lonny, and Drizz? The story of three brothers that heard the word that Earth has a delicious melty core, and how they want to taste that delicious melty core? Yes? Ok good. Glad you know about that.
Lonny, the local poet, and deranged experimental scientist noticed a little something interesting. After every drunken battle the three brothers and their buddies would get into, there would always be a mess. This was a mess of small bits, and body parts. Battle with the Suns Of Brodarr can get fairly intense. It’s not uncommon for a small piece of ear, or even a full limb to be ripped from it’s socket. If the damage is not too great this will actually grow back. Like a lizard, or a star sneeched jelly flush.
Anyways, these little bits. They would wriggle around for a few minutes, and this engaged Lonny’s brain. He thought at first. I should grill this shit. Lonny tried it out...with several different sauces. These all tasted like garbage soaked in beer urine.
So he had another idea. What if he could grow these bits together with bionic robotic parts, and make himself an army of clones. And yes. Lonny has done it. He is on the verge of creating a full sized dimwitted cyborg slave army.
And now you can help, and own some of the very first Cyborg Stardust army.
No two Cyborg Stardust will be alike.
Equal parts of all characters will be produced so you have just as good a chance at getting a Quiller cyborg Stardust, or Aqualox Cyborg Stardust as you would at getting a Jeff, or Lonny.
Blank vinyl, mixed colors. Totally random and, last bit of bonus fun, every blind bag will come with a Stankor Micro Tank.
Great work from Bwana Spoons and friends!
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